Welcome to The Avanta Files

Hello and Welcome to The Avanta Files Blog!

I started this blog after posting stories from being sent onto the new Back to Work Programme, stared by the Coalition Government, on my personal blog, and I decided to expand it to what you see here.

Posts can be very erratic, as I can only post after an appointment, or when something happens with Avanta.

You can keep up to date on all the Blog Posts by following The Avanta Files on Twitter – @AvantaFiles and general ramblings and upcoming appointment from me, @DancingBeaver.

The Avanta Files will end postings on or around June 17th 2013 when my 2 years are over. There will be no new posts after this date, but new comments will be allowed still.

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The 5 Minute Job

In a sequel to “The 10 Minute Job” I present to you, the 5 Minute Job.

Went for my Jobsearch appointment at 11:00am, got there… Computers are down and my advisor is off. 11:05am, I’m out the door.

Should get an email with my next appointment, but I’m betting its either a letter or a phone call.

So, until next time.

The Black Box [Approach]

Just got back from my “Supported” Job Search appointment, 30minutes late, because I slept in after finally getting to sleep after 5am last night, worrying about going to Avanta caused that.

Supported Job Search…. AKA Sit in front of a computer, apply for some jobs and tell us. Not that I can actually apply for any jobs while at Avanta, because Google Drive is blocked, blocked by there Symamtec Cloud Filters. Bit behind the times really, its probably one of the most reliable places to store your CV (even if the US Government can look at it at any time, without asking).

So, what do I have to do? Email them at home and CC my advisor into the emails.

Next appointment isnt until the 29th of April… Yeah…

That was the appointment, now for a smallish rant…

The black box approach they use, doesn’t work, it doesn’t take into account Individual Circumstances, Individual Problems and Individuals full stop.

I was actually recommended to sign onto the sick, its a bit pointless, I would be back where I was within a month. I told Avanta this, you know what they said… “It doesn’t matter what benefit your on, you would still be coming here, just not for job search” (not the exact words, but close). You can’t win with them.

I really feel like I’m being backed into a corner, and my fighting it is just making things worse, but I’m not going to bend over and take it, I can’t. I have no way to stop what is happening, its stressing me out to no end, not like they understand this, I’m on JSA, so I should be ready for work, I am, sort of, I just cant take going into new places on my own, making phone calls terrifies me, meeting new people, terrifies me, but they don’t understand.

I did get a referral to MIND, had my first appointment with them, they are the ones who suggested signing onto the sick. Its sort of helping, I just need a bit more support from them, their diary is booked full, so appointment will be sporadic with them, it can’t be helped.

This is going to go on for months, I really feel that no matter what I do, Its not enough for Avanta and they WILL find a way to sanction me, just because they can. I can’t take this shit.

Because I Forgot the Last Appointment

I should have wrote this on Monday, but I didn’t. I should have wrote this on Tuesday, but I didn’t. I should have wrote… well, you get the idea.

Yeah, I forgot the Appointment I had on Monday, the reason… I, for some stupid reason, thought that it was on Tuesday and NOT Monday, even though I had it in my calendar for Monday and it was written on here for Monday.

There was no malaise in me not turning up, I just had my head up my arse all weekend and just really though it was for Tuesday and not Monday.

I don’t know, it happens I guess. Next appointment is Monday 4th March, I wont forget this one.

2012 Year In Blogging – The Avanta Files Status & Annual Report

I was planning on keeping the year end Status/Annual Report for The Avanta Files secret, but since they have reset after the domain was changed. I’m making them public.

Status and Annual Report are provided by WordPress.com and Jetpack – Enjoy.

Click Here to View The Avanta Files Year in Blogging 2012 Annual Report

I Was Forgotten… Sort of

I was 10minutes late for my appointment today, thanks to Stagecoach Hartlepool, bus was 10-15minutes late, and 3 came along at once. But, I didn’t really need to worry, because my advisor forgot he booked me in for today.

It wasn’t much of an appointment, sat in-front of a computer, printed off a few admin jobs that I might have a chance of doing (bet you never heard of an administrator who has a phobia of phones [Telephonophobia], have you).

After I had a look, I sat with my advisor, who looked through them and highlighted the key points and printed off a couple more. There is one, massive, huge problem with most of these jobs, there Temporary Contracts, anywhere from 2 weeks to 3 months. Yes, it adds to my CV, but, do I really want to be going from Temp Job to Temp Job, not really.

That’s all there is to report really, I’m back in on 4th February at 11am for another Job Search session, not looking forward to that, at all.

All is Fair in Fun and Referrals

I wanted to call this post “The Most Incompetent** Advisor” but people might take it the wrong way, truth is, my advisor is canny cool.

Anyways, what happened at my appointment… I was referred to that place I elaborated on in the last post and I was given my next appointment, which is a 1 on 1 job search with my advisor. Whether this is a good thing or a bad thing, is yet to be seen. Not really much in the way of a standard appointment.

But, that’s not all that happened, you see, my advisor IS incompetent**, forgot to hit the button to say I had arrived for my appointment, so he had filled in the action plan, but not how it should have been, then he nearly printed 21 pages on the wrong printer. And that’s not all, I was told a little story about how he thought the printer was broken, told his colleague, who, as you would, takes his word for it. So they were without a printer for a day or 2…. It was switched off… Had a good laugh over that.

One final thing, that is both funny, and surprisingly awesome at the same time. You know them referral forms, normally 3 different colour pages, White to send off, and one for the office and one for you? Well, one of the other advisor’s there, came up with a nifty little system; White to send off, as you do, then, If the customer is male, they get the blue page and the office copy is the pink page, if the customer is female, they get the pink page and the office keeps the blue – I approve, its a nice little way for some sort of individuality between customers.

That’s all folks, next appointment is 29th January 2013 – Cya then for another post.

**This is a bit of a joke, between my advisor and his colleague who sits over from him. Not to be taken seriously!

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And We’re Back!

I originally wasn’t going to post about today’s appointment, I had the site on my phone while I was waiting for my advisor to get a form for a referral, couldn’t type the title in right, so the permalink was busted, so I decided to do it when I got home.

Then I remembered why I don’t post from Avanta, I think about what to write while on the way home.

And on that note, what happened today… My advisor had a go at me… NOT in a bad way, in a, tough love kind of way, that’s basically it, and the reason why there originally wasn’t going to be a post. Well, apart from being referred to somewhere (I’ll name the place when its sorted, but I’ve been told it could be a while), this place might be able to help with some… problems.. I have.

Next appointment is Thursday 17th January at 2pm – Should have another post then.

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Enterprise Catch-up Appointment 6: The End?

Its all over, my 13 weeks (just over 3 months) to get a business off the ground is over. I am being send back over to the Job Search section of Avanta.

Am I happy? Not really, I have always said that 13 weeks is a next to impossible time limit to put on starting a business. 6 months, you have a fighting chance, 3 months, unless your a Painter and Decorator or a Gardener, no chance.

This isn’t to say that I’m stopping with Pure Boredom, I’ll still keep going with it, getting content out, although I’ll have to scheduled it around anything I’m sent on by the job coach, its not impossible.

Ah well, I have no clue when my next appointment will be, I’ll no doubt post it on twitter. Until then, please visit PureBoredom.net, I should still have new content out each week, even if its only a small amount.

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